Misadventurous Movies: Iron Man 3

Iron Man ChristmasChesnuts roasting on an open fire….

Oh wait. It’s MAY!

What made Marvel release a Christmas movie in May?!?! Wasn’t Iron Man 3 supposed to be the first summer blockbuster? But in the first scene, Tony has Jarvis play a Christmas song while he tinkers the night away?

Don’t get me wrong, I loved Iron Man 3. My main squeeze, RDJ, enchanted the pants right off of me. But Tony’s Christmas soundtrack, and his ostentatious Christmas presents to Pepper, and the Christmas “fireworks” in the end. All of the general Christmas merriment just dampened a bit of the illusionment. It made me a little too aware that Tony wasn’t actually saving America, this instant. Maybe last Christmas. Or this Christmas. But barring a reversal of global climate patterns as we know it, it’s not snowing in Tenessee right now.

It just reminded me that I won’t wake up to a giant teddy bear on my front lawn from Santa or, even better, from one genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropist.

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Quote of the Month: May 2013

melodrama

“Even the vulgarest melodrama or detective story can be good if it expresses something of the delight in sinister possibilities–the healthy lust for darkness and terror which may come on us any night in walking down a dark lane.” — G.K. Chesterton, “A Defense of Nonsense”

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Misadventurous Movies: Oblivion

Tom Cruise in a planeThere’s a reason Tom Cruise hasn’t spent a prominent proportion of a movie strapped into a fighter jet for, well, a while. Because when you see Tom Cruise in a fighter jet (even a tricked out, futuristic bubble jet), all you can think is:  TOP GUN!!!

All in all, Oblivion was a fun, action-packed, mind-reeling, Tom Cruise is still a sex-god blockbuster. But every now and then, I’d be watching Tom, and then all of the sudden, there he was.

There’s Maverick.

Although, I suppose when you’re Tom Cruise and you’ve played so many iconic roles, that’s the burden you bear. If only I couldn’t escape my multi-million dollar, culture shaping past.

So for your enjoyment, a little more Tom Cruise iconicness:

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Movie Trailer: Thor–The Dark World

Star Trek: Into Darkness & Thor: The Dark World. Whole lotta dark going on in 2013, and I’M LOVING IT!!!!!!

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April 25, 2013 · 8:39 am

Because I’m a Lady, that’s why!

Margaret Thatcher 1

“Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.”–Margaret Thatcher

Baroness Margaret Thatcher means little to most Americans unless 1. you’re a Ronald Reagan fanatic 2. you’re an Elton John fanatic 3. you once were British 4. you’re me.

You see, in college I was a member of The House of Margaret Thatcher. To be precise, I was it’s president, thus earning the honor of Lady. Lady Layne.

*Pause for smothered snickers*

To my defense, I did not choose this association. My college was kind of like Harry Potter except not as magical and more nerdy. Instead of boozing it up at Fish Camp, when you arrive for freshman year at The King’s College, you are, for lack of a better term, sorted into houses by no choice, input, or preference of your own. The following day you compete in the Great Race, the first in a series of year long competitions that culminate in the presentation of the coveted House Cup. So, like I said, kind of like Harry Potter, except nerdy not magical.

While other girls were sorted to the houses of Susan B. Anthony, Queen Elizabeth I, Sojourner Truth, and Clara Barton, I became a member of the House of Margaret Thatcher. To be honest, when I heard what house I was in, my initial reaction was, “Who the hell is Margaret Thatcher?” I felt like I’d just been put in Hufflepuff. Not like there’s anything bad about Hufflepuff, but really, who, if given the options, would choose Hufflepuff?

What an ignorant pleb I’d been!

Today, going on five years later, thanks to Meryl Streep, more every day Americans know who Margaret Thatcher is, but in case you’ve missed the last few years of cinema and the last thirty years of international politics, here are the highlights:

Baroness Margaret Thatcher was the first female prime minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. She is accredited with resurrecting Great Britain’s international dominance in large part due to her victory in the Balkin’s War and her intimate alliance with Ronald Reagan against socialism. Thatcher & ReaganShe was the longest reigning prime minister in nearly two centuries and was never once voted out of the office (though some might argue the conservatives were on the verge of ousting her when she resigned in 1990).  All of this she accomplished after raising herself from the lowly place of a common grocer’s daughter, in a time when most women were barely welcome in the workplace much less in the prestigious ranks of world leaders, and while Great Britain still limped along from injuries sustained in the World Wars. She was, in short, a very impressive woman. Or rather, a very impressive Lady.

That being said, I cannot adequately express my admiration for her unless I also acknowledge the disdain she inspired in others.

The most cursory of Google searches will reveal the controversy surrounding the Baroness’ policies, politics, and general personality. For her destruction of the mighty unions and, in turn, the British coal industry, leaving countless jobless, Sir Elton John immortalized her in Billy Elliot in song: “Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher. We all celebrate today because it’s one day closer to your death.” The morbidity of that song aside and, perhaps, the impropriety of referring to it now that she has passed, the song reflects the vigor with which people did, and do, despise Margaret Thatcher.

"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end." --Margaret Thatcher

“I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.” –Margaret Thatcher

For reducing funds for meals at schools, she was dubbed “Thatcher, the milk snatcher.” “Brow-beating” insufficiently captured Thatcher’s vigorous persuasion techniques, so they coined a term especially for her: “hand-bagging,” so named for the large hand bag she carried and used to gesture with. She waged a war in the Balkans many thought ill-advised (that was of course until she kicked ass.)

Thatcher Cheers

“Defeat? I do not recognize the meaning of the word.” –Margaret Thatcher

All of this combined with her forthright demeanor, sometimes snarky comebacks, and utter disregard of others’ opinions, you can get a pretty good idea of why people didn’t and don’t like the Iron Lady.

And yet, I do. More than that. I was heartbroken when I heard the news yesterday morning that Baroness Margaret Thatcher had died at the age of 87.

I doubt I can explain why this lady means so much to me. It doesn’t make sense really. She ruled in Britain. I am proudly American. She left her office in 1990, the year I was born. I didn’t even know she existed until 2008, and yet, she shaped me.

Perhaps she shaped me so because a part of me wants to be just as cantankerous as she could be.

Margaret Thatcher, whatever her faults, believed in something. She had principles by which she lived and by which she believed she could make her country better. And in many ways, she succeeded.

Thatcher waving

“Disciplining yourself to do what you know is right and important, although difficult, is the high road to pride, self-esteem, and personal satisfaction.” –Margaret Thatcher

Yet, it is not her hay-day or even her policies for which I admire her. I admire her for her resolve and conviction in the face of antagonism. In the face of assassination attempts and often rapidly declining popularity, she stuck to her guns. She was not another politician riding the tides of popularity. She didn’t seek glory, she sought justice.

Thatcher Union Jack

“I am not a consensus politician. I’m a conviction politician.”–Margaret Thatcher

Bombarded by insult and slander, she did not waver. If anything, she simply turned the insults to her favor. In a speech to the Conservative Partyin 1980, she turned the media attacks against her into her own slogan:

“To those waiting with bated breath for that favourite media catchphrase, the U-turn, I have only one thing to say. You turn if you want to. The lady’s not for turning.”–Margaret Thatcher

The Iron Lady was a title given to her by soviet reporters to insinuate she was cold, stubborn, hard, and unfeeling as iron. Tickled by the title, she took ownership of it. She transformed an insult into an identity. She embraced her stubbornness, knowing that on its other side lie fortitude.

"I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left." --Margaret Thatcher

“I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left.” –Margaret Thatcher

Where can I find that gumption? Who can teach me to laugh right alongside my harshest critics? To disregard the insecurities and doubts that would undermine me and what I want and what I know to be true?

Why do I admire Margaret Thatcher? Because, I’m a lady. Or at least I want to be.

Baroness Margaret Thatcher, Prime Minister, Grocer’s Daughter, Iron Lady, a woman of many names and accomplishments. Rest, dear lady. You have most certainly earned it.

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Quote of the Month: April 2013

Good Man

The Scottish Cousin featured a plot so convoluted she had no idea what was truly going on. It had passed the border of impossible five chapters ago, but it kept her entertained. And that was the point.”

–Suzanne Enoch, The Handbook to Handling His Lordship

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Quote of the Month: March 2013

easter parade

“In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it, you’ll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade.”

–Irving Berlin, Easter Parade

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